On one of my dating websites, they offer a section for announcing your pets.  Now, most people say that they have cats or dogs or horses.  But, one person said that they “will tell you later.”

So what does “I’ll tell you later” mean?  I don’t know but it doesn’t give me good vibes!  I am going to guess that this person has a pet situation that is not socially acceptable.  Maybe this person has 20 cats or a 25 ft. Boa.  But, either way, I am sure that their pets do not meet the norm.  And so, I will pass on her.