Smoking.

I have discovered that smoking really grosses me out.  And, women, who claim that they smoke part time, are really smokers.

I have been around smokers for many years but have never kissed one on the mouth until recently.  Yuck!

And, if kissing wasn’t bad enough, she stuck her tongue in my mouth.  I thought that I was going to be sick.

Now the trick is trying to be polite even though you want to toss your cookies. While you  don’t want to offend them, even though they are offending you, you do want them to remove their tongue from your mouth.  The easiest way to accomplish this is to go for the neck.

The neck is much more exciting than the tongue.  And, it taste much better than the mouth.  Plus, it refocuses their attention away from the mouth.

But, better yet, I will just not date smokers.

3 thoughts on “Smoking.

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  2. Wow, the pictures do their occupation. I am able to already taste this. But when may well I suggest, what if brown sugar is sprinkled on it just just before baking? I feel that will give an exciting texture to it. I am gonna do this just one over the weekend. Thanks for sharing your recipe!

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