Some women have fufu dogs.  And, if you are lucky, the woman will post a picture of herself holding her fufu dogs before you actually meet her.  That way, you will know what to expect when you meet her.

Now, she will tell you that her dogs are very well mannered.  But, apparently the dogs don’t know that.   As soon as you walk in the door, the fufus will be jumping on you.  And all of the time the woman will be telling them to “get down”.  But, in spite of the woman’s best admonitions, the little fufus will continue with their behavior.  So, you will be forced to react.

Your first tendency will be to kick at the vermin but that would look really really bad.  So, your only viable option is to “adore” them.  That’s right, reach down to them and pet them!  And, remember, she is watching your every move.

So, if you are really interested in this woman, just remember her fufus will always come first.  But, if you are not really interested in this woman, give the vermin a kick and be on your way.