I once dated a woman who had several horses.  Now, I have known women who have had horses, but I had never considered dating them.

And over the course of time, I came to realize that horses are not a hobby, they are a way of life.  In short, you can’t just leave them some water and hay and take off for a week.  If you leave for a week, you either need someone to tend to them daily or you need to take them with you.

So, if I were to take up with a horse woman, I would need to embrace her and her horses.  If I don’t, I would end up resenting both.  Plus, I would be expected to work on her ranch to help take care of the livestock.

So, if I want to end up as the hired hand who gets paid with “benefits”, a woman with horses is the way to go.

I’ll just say “ney”.