Well, it was only a matter of time before I ran across someone who was a right wing extremist.  And, this week was the week.

Before she would even consider going out with me, I had to reassure her that I was a Christian and a Republican.  When we met at the restaurant, she didn’t offer a hug or even a handshake.  “Cold”, I thought.

She didn’t like the fact that I worked for the State and was upset when I told her that I didn’t have time during the day to listen to Rush.  At that point in time, I could tell that this was going to be one of my worst dates.

When we got ready to leave the restaurant, I was going to walker her to her car.  But when we got to the door to leave, she bolted for her car like Nancy Pelosi was chasing her.

Well, OK!!  Once again I am grateful for parking lot surveillance cameras.  At least, I didn’t get maced.