At our age, chances are pretty good that your significant other will have a relative in the hospital with a serious medical condition.  And, if you don’t know this relative, hospital visits can be rather difficult.

Or to put it in other words, hospitals are not the best places when you are trying to make a good impression.  Not only are you trying to impress the person you are visiting, you are also trying to make a good impression on your significant other.  So, if you are not a Chaplin by profession, then try to think like one.