I once dated a woman who told me to call her any time on her cell phone and that she loved getting calls during the day.  Well, OK.

I only called her a couple of times and each time the call went to voice mail.  No problem.  She would eventually call me back later in the day.

But, as I was scheduling our second date, I once again got her voice mail.  So, I left a message.

Realizing that I had not given her my correct cell phone number, I called her right back to leave another message.  But, this time, she picked up.  And, instead of saying “hello” she said “WHAT DO YOU WANT?!!!!”

I was so startled by her response that I thought that I had a wrong number.  So I said “Sandy?”  “Yes, what do you want?!!”

Well, OK.  I gave her the date information and we went out.  But, I decided to cross her off of my list.  I think that there was a reason why her late husband worked the night shift.